5

Perfection - The ability to lift ones spirits via the annoyance of people in close proximity.

Peeve - People who keep sniffling even after they've been offered a tissue. My 6th grade teacher told us that when we sniff instead of blowing our noses, the mucus is stored in our eyelids. I don't care if this is scientifically accurate. The image of it is too horrifying, and shall be filed under mental scar No. 387,512 in my cranium.

4

Perfection - bubbles

Peeve - onions

Not all translucent earth shaped objects are good.
wisdom

3

Perfection - Discovering that my retainer still fits (!) and that I have not actually neglected my dental duties to the point of negating the changes made through braces. I am grateful to no longer have fangs.

Peeve - Non-melodical whistling. What do I mean by this? People who use haphazard whistling to make themselves feel more comfortable in a foreign environment.  Even as someone well acquainted with social anxiety, I haven't yet been able to scrounge up compassion for people who do this. Seriously, just pick a song, any song! 

2

Perfection - Any thought transition that goes from not thinking about bunnies to thinking about bunnies.

Peeve - People who seem to forget that they chose to have children.

1

Perfection - Maria Callas, a cool breeze right when your about to faint.

Peeves - Forehead kisses (they're just so fucking patronizing), the phrase "trust me".