Perfection - The ability to lift ones spirits via the annoyance of people in close proximity.
Peeve - People who keep sniffling even after they've been offered a tissue. My 6th grade teacher told us that when we sniff instead of blowing our noses, the mucus is stored in our eyelids. I don't care if this is scientifically accurate. The image of it is too horrifying, and shall be filed under mental scar No. 387,512 in my cranium.
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